You don’t expect this kind of thing to happen in my neighborhood, but it did … thankfully, ended very well!

There’s a family down the road from me that has a pair of twin 10-year-old girls, both of whom have been studying martial arts for some time and are now up to the rank of blue belt. A few nights ago, they awoke to find a masked intruder in their room, armed with wire and gags in an effort to tie up the family and, presumably, abduct the children. Obviously, this man made a mistake. Recognizing his voice as that of their martial arts instructor, the girls - and their parents, who were alerted by their shouts - thwarted his plans and karate-chopped his ass instead, leaving him bruised and battered and easily identifiable by the police.

That greasy-haired, balding loner should have known better than to pick on girls he trained himself. Props to the girls for applying what they had learned!