On a Wednesday flight to Tampa, a man awoke from a nap and punched out an airplane window. Yeah, that’s pretty much it, and now he could get up to twenty years in prison for it.

I’ll admit that I’ve never punched anybody upon waking up (contrary to popular belief, as most people know that I am not one who deals with waking up very well), but I have had my fair share of heaving things across the room, including my retainer (which I no longer wear - bad Ingy, I know) and my mobile phone (which survived the incident only to be dropped into a toilet some weeks later, an event that I wish to forget and one upon which I will definitely not elaborate). Anyway, I just thought that story was funny. I could blame a lot of things on “psychotic episodes,” personally - ‘fo shizzle.

I obviously have very little to do at work today.