They Do Things Different in Delaware
Today a woman decided to hang herself, and indeed was successful. Unfortunately for her, she hung herself outside, in view of a relatively busy street. As a result (and I’m sure you can guess what’s coming judging from the sheer stupidity of many people), the woman was mistaken for a Halloween decoration and hence not reported for a few hours after she’d, well, left this world. Ah … only in Delaware. Most exciting state in the Union, that!
Er, my sympathies go out to the woman’s family.
