On a Wednesday flight to Tampa, a man awoke from a nap and punched out an airplane window. Yeah, that’s pretty much it, and now he could get up to twenty years in prison for it.

I’ll admit that I’ve never punched anybody upon waking up (contrary to popular belief, as most people know that I am not one who deals with waking up very well), but I have had my fair share of heaving things across the room, including my retainer (which I no longer wear - bad Ingy, I know) and my mobile phone (which survived the incident only to be dropped into a toilet some weeks later, an event that I wish to forget and one upon which I will definitely not elaborate). Anyway, I just thought that story was funny. I could blame a lot of things on “psychotic episodes,” personally - ‘fo shizzle.

I obviously have very little to do at work today.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
Read the English meanings, and then say the ‘Chinese’ out loud.

That’s not right - Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man - Dum Fuk

Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped in to a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here - Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great - Fa Kin Su Pah